drizrih:

Shmoney Dance by Drake

(via profashionall)

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koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife, via holdmyhandandbemyguide)

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

(Source: foodtrucker, via holdmyhandandbemyguide)

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

(Source: mrchompers, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via ayo4yayo)